I Won't Be Posting This

This is Constance. She's... well, she is lovely in her way. I think she is the type that will charm you over time. The first impression, the first glance, it may not be a moment of spark and flame; but she does not reek of anything foul and those goosebumps you feel may be an indication of intolerance-- perhaps they are an indication of a flaw in your character.

This isn't very good. I like the cat, but I won't be posting this...
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